oh, hipsters.
FLASHBACK
Athletic Clubs
True, hipsters do occasionally sport wristbands and vintage speedo-length Puma running shorts. But those outfits are for Bedford, not Crunch. Hipsters would never pay to surround themselves with sweating yuppies in expensive moisture-wicking sports bras. Instead, they maintain their svelte physiques with malnutrition and the occasional large hill on their favorite one-speed, Ol’ Yellow. Hipster bodies are slim but soft, and the intimation of pectoral muscles is wholly unacceptable.
